The Chip-and-Release Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Mayer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mayer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.