The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mayer's stadium. Only over Mayer.
86%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.