The Invisible Route Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“The broadcast shows Mayer on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Mayer is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
73%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mayer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.