The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Ref: "Number Trigg, that's a flag." Trigg: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Trigg's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Trigg, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.