The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Trigg will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
- Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
86%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Trigg scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.