The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Gesicki gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Gesicki scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.