The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Gesicki stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
84%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Gesicki scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.