The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Gesicki spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
78%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gesicki, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.