The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Gesicki tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gesicki's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.