The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- A mysterious flag erases Gesicki's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Gesicki's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gesicki, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.