The Phantom Flag Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Gesicki stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
92%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gesicki drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.