The Snap Count Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“The broadcast shows Gesicki on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Gesicki sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Gesicki scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.