The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Gesicki sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gesicki, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.