The Invisible Route Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Gesicki will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gesicki's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.