The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Gesicki gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
84%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Gesicki scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.