The Invisible Route Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Gesicki catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
77%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gesicki's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.