The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Gesicki gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gesicki, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.