The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Gesicki's stadium. Only over Gesicki.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Gesicki gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gesicki's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.