The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Gesicki is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gesicki's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.