The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gesicki's stadium. Only over Gesicki.
87%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Gesicki scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.