The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gesicki's stadium. Only over Gesicki.
74%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Gesicki scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.