The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Gesicki is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gesicki's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.