The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“The broadcast shows Gesicki on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Gesicki gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
92%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gesicki drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.