The Hamstring Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“The broadcast shows Gesicki on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Gesicki gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gesicki, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.