The Phantom Flag Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Gesicki gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
88%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Gesicki, Gesicki, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.