The Phantom Flag Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Gesicki is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
81%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gesicki's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.