The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Gesicki sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gesicki, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.