The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Gesicki scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gesicki's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.