The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Gesicki will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gesicki drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.