The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Gesicki sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gesicki's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.