The Hamstring Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Gesicki sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gesicki drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.