The Hamstring Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Gesicki runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
88%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Gesicki, Gesicki, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.