The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Gesicki tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gesicki drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.