The Hamstring Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Gesicki scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gesicki's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.