The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Gesicki runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
91%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Gesicki, Gesicki, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.