The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“The broadcast shows Gesicki on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Gesicki gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
83%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gesicki's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.