The Snap Count Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Gesicki is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
80%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gesicki's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.