The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Gesicki stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
87%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gesicki drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.