The Mystery Tweak Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kitselman's stadium. Only over Kitselman.
- Kitselman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
72%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kitselman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.