The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Ref: "Number Kitselman, that's a flag." Kitselman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Kitselman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kitselman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.