The Bad Spot Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Vikings defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vikings's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.