The Fumble Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
- Mason gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mason drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.