The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Questionable" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Jennings scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jennings's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.