The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jennings scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.