The Phantom Holding Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Addison will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Addison drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.