The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Addison goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Browns fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Addison drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.