The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Addison's stadium. Only over Addison.
75%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Addison's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.