The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Addison is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
86%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Addison, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.