The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Addison's stadium. Only over Addison.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Addison runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
72%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Addison's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.