The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Addison's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Addison gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Addison, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.